He Whose Name Is Far Too Phonetically Complicated To Be Uttered By Human Mouths arose from the abyss to establish hegemony over all inferior creatures that roam the earth and bring forth an age of terror and of darkness.
Unfortunately for He Whose Name Is Far Too Phonetically Complicated To Be Uttered By Human Mouths, the supreme priestess Lilith, meant to herald His arrival and incite chaos, is less concerned with preparations for His return than she is with avoiding cootie exposure and receiving the milk and cookies that are her due every afternoon after her preschool class.
He Whose Name Is Far Too Phonetically Complicated To Be Uttered By Human Mouths, frazzled by His premature awakening, can do nothing but bide his time for the next twenty years. Shifting in the darkness. Drinking the blood of infants. Sharing tea with Lilith on the weekends.
She likes to call Him Mrs. Pimpernickel.
PFFFFFT. You guys can post your superior pictures now.
Started this sucker off in Painter, then scaled it back due to insufficient time. You know how it is. Somewhat inspired by this and only loosely related to the topic at hand. C:
Evil squid in a fuzzy hat. This makes me smile. :]
ReplyDeleteAwww. Lauren, as I mentioned before, all those years of waiting made him... plush.
ReplyDeleteBtw, we're having conversations at work about naming things. One of the main criteria is no apostrophes.
Tahnee - A hat like that was laying around my grandma's house and was so ridiculous that I felt that it merited inclusion. XD
ReplyDeleteRachel - PFFFFFT. Now I almost want to figure out a way to make a Mrs. Pimpernickel plushie. And, "Damn kids!"
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ReplyDeleteNeed a picture of you in this hat. You should put that on a to do list.
ReplyDeleteNEXT TIME I'M UP IN NORTHERN INDIANA. MARK MY WORD!
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